Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Chopper City Refugee Crisis

Chopper City has been invaded! We, the former denizens of Chopper City, have been forced into exhile. Currently we have set up temporary refugee camps elsewhere in Orlando: Oviedo, East Orlando, Hunter's Creek and elsewhere. [Update: Also Apopka.] We even have people who've been trapped behind enemy lines. We will soon be petitioning the UN Security Council for aid and additional security forces. Please, please, keep us in your prayers....

4 comments:

Unknown said...

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

bill said...

Are supplies needed?

Icepick said...

Sned booze and porn immediately!

Uh... I mean send guns and ammo immediately!

Um... How about some Tasty Cakes?

H5N1 said...

It's time to turn up the heat on this tirant on the man that is affectionately known as "Vanilla".


Now, if you had taken the trouble to look, you would know that I've got an 8 round, 9mm, pointed at you under the table. Now the question is, which one of us is gonna get hurt worse when we open fire. Go ahead! Do it, Sucker!

John "Hannibal" Smith