Showing posts with label Dumb-asses. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 29, 2007

CCRC Story of the Day: Marketing People are Evil Edition

Oh, this one's a beaut!
Sony used a freshly slaughtered goat to promote the company's new violent video game for its PlayStation 2 console, the Daily Mail reported.

The dead animal's still-warm corpse was used as the highlight and centerpiece during a launch party for "God of War II."

Sony challenged guests to reach inside the goat's carcass and eat offal, which were bought elsewhere and intended to resemble the animal's entrails.
But wait, it gets better! Not only did they pull this Ozzy-esque stunt, they publicized it!
The company then further caused outrage when it used images from the party in its official PlayStation magazine. After being contacted by The Daily Mail, however, Sony issued an apology and promised to recall the materials.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

CCRC Story of the Day: Zero POINT FOUR SEVEN!!!!

Wow, this is awesome!
REDMOND, Wash. (AP) - A woman arrested following two car crashes last week registered a .47 blood-alcohol content on a breath test - nearly six times the legal intoxication threshold and possibly a state record.

Deana F. Jarrett, 54, was taken to Evergreen Hospital as a precaution following her arrest April 11, the Washington State Patrol said Wednesday. No one was injured in the accidents.

Jarrett blew the .47 on a portable breath tester after she collided with two other vehicles in quick succession, the patrol said. A check of all 356,000 breath tests administered since 1998 in Washington turned up only 35 above .40 - and none of those was higher than .45.

The legal intoxication threshold in Washington is .08.

Jarrett did not appear to have a listed phone number, and it was not clear if she had obtained a lawyer.
To out this in perspective, blowing a 0.48 is considered to be the equivalent of 36 drinks. Possible effects? A "severe coma possibly resulting in death." From the same source: "0.40 is the accepted LD50, or lethal dose for 50% of adult humans."

Still, Ms. Jarrett is a piker. But then, she's not Bulgarian.
Bulgarian doctors tested a man's blood-alcohol level five times before accepting it was 0.914 – nearly twice the amount considered to be life-threatening.

The 67-year-old man landed in hospital on Dec. 20 after a car knocked him off his feet [Ed. - How the hell was the guy on his feet?!] in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv, police and doctors said Tuesday.

A breath test indicated blood-alcohol levels so high that police thought their equipment was broken, because the man remained conscious and talked with them.

The head of Plovdiv police, Col. Angel Rangelov, said five separate lab tests taken the same day confirmed the man's blood-alcohol level of 0.914.

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The man, who has not been identified, was reported to be in stable condition after being treated for head injuries.